You can't contact me. I am a monk in Tibet, which is a small region in the south-west corner of Chicago, which does not even have telephone technology let alone internet.

You calling me a liar?
Alright, fine. I'll fix this page eventually, but until then:
reach me here or
ICQ UIN: 3753586
email: khopesh@khopeshdotcom (you figure it out).
NOTE: I HATE SPAM. DO NOT CONTACT ME SELLING/PROPOSING ANYTHING.
I also use AIM but you can't bug me on that unless I know you first, so try contacting me another way initially.